Over the holidays I catch up a bit on television. So, I saw this fantastic commercial for these more comfortable wizard cloaks. Great for cult meetings, grampie’s magic spells, and intimidating your neighbors at foosball games. Oh this is the best thing on the tv, no doubt.
posted by stin splinters
Don’t forget to mention that they will include the “Erection Light” free of charge! What a bargain!
I made my extended family watch this and it all backfired when some grew interested in a purchase.