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06.02.09 | 9 Comments

posted by stin splinters

9 Comments

06.02.09 jackhook sez:

I’m not sure if these are real or not but they definitely made me laugh.

06.02.09 brass tacks sez:

pearcat is the bestcat.

06.02.09 stin splinters sez:

These are real in my lab. I used photoshop to show you the prototypes I’m making for future food.

06.03.09 soy animal sez:

Among others to avoid at all costs if you are want to end murder (of animals) or the consumption of salty, savory blood, or if you simply have requirements prescribed by your medical professional (if you have the benefits or can afford one) or your local cult leader: the salmon-, bear-, crow-, goose-, wolf-, conker-, jackal- and nannyberry, the last of which carnivores sometimes refer to as the sheepberry to avoid accusations of cannibalism; the pigeon and hog plum (I’m guessing that there may be kosher and/or halal rules and regulations and restrictions and requirements and rituals and rites for those of those or other persuasions a propos these types of animalfruits); the pigeon pea; the finger lime; the emu-, crab-, elephant, and lady apple (as far as I know there is no gentleman apple, nor a sexy lady apple, nor a sexy gentleman apple); the pigface; the quandong; the hairless rambutan; the lablab; the dragonfruit; the blood orange; the betel (or beatle) nut, which gives the grotesque appearance of dark, thick warm blood when chewed with mouth open and teeth missing, which are the two requirements for its consumption; and the monstera deliciosa among many many many others.

06.03.09 stin splinters sez:

hog plum – YES

06.03.09 Billy Susbuck sez:

soy, you always make me laugh and i can never find the periods in your sentences!

06.03.09 behemothing sez:

thats becuzzz periods are for charlatans and LADIES.

06.03.09 soy animal sez:

The period is equivalent to the death of the sentence. Viva la phrase!

06.03.09 soy animal sez:

phrase = frase

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