First of all this video is the best video of the last 30 years. Its got all the great epic shit you want : making out on the beach, caves, mountain screams, fire, curly hair blowin’, eagles in the sky. Oh, and fucking horses on the beach splashin’ up waves! YES PLEASE. Can you find a more metal video?
So. New NTH contest. Can you find a better epic light rock video that has more epic as fuck shit in it? Prize? This awesome Michael Bolton poster, signed by the bombastic motherfucker himself : link !

Congratulations to Milton Wamswell from Wyoming! Keep an eye on your mailbox for your official Nixon The Hand prize package.

Click below for our other amazing entries!

You have one more week to submit entries to the Nixon The Hand Ultimate Animated GIF Challenge 2009. The 1st place winner will win an original NTH T-shirt and some rad buttons. As of now we only have one submission (and it’s not the one above). You have a good chance of winning if you enter something. Make us some sweet GIFs!
Please send your entries attached to an email with the subject “GIF” to NixonGIF {at} gmail.com by noon on Friday, May 15.
In the email include:
1. your name
2. a nickname if you don’t want your real name to appear on Nixonthehand.com
3. what state you live in
Do not post entries in the comments. Entries will be posted on the site after May 15 and a winner will be announced.
Contest rules and other helpful information can be found here.

Hey kids! We’re giving you two weeks to whip up the most amazing animated GIF on the planet. This is a contest! The winner gets an awesome prize!
Click below for contest rules and some excellent tools to help you make your animated gif.
Win a little, win a lot, but don’t forget to make it to Oscars Night on Sunday, February 22nd! Watch as all your friends, the Hollywood stars, make their way down the red carpet to that old juke joint, the Kodak Theatre in Beverly Hills, California! They can dazzle you with their smiles and you can dazzle them by correctly picking the most pairings of people and golden statues!

In other words, WHO’S GONNA WIN!?
That’s right, you!
Nixon The Hand will be hosting its very own Oscar The Award Contest via the august New Yorker Times. I believe I’ve sent most everyone an email invitation, but if you did not receive one and would like to participate, please zap some emails out to other contributors and they will some how find me. (I refuse to put my email on the internet for spamming reasons; I know you understand). Trust me, it will work out fine.
Fast Oscar facts:
-Hugh Jackman won the prize of hosting this year’s Oscars for portraying the most savage character in an upcoming feature film, which is how the host is traditionally decided.
-An Oscar weighs nearly 14 pounds and was the inspiration for many foil-wrapped chocolate Easter bunnies.
-No one has won fewer Oscars than Jeffrey Jones.
-Long ago, audiences were allowed to vocalize their displeasure with the Academy’s selections, leading Halle Berry to break into tears when the crowd mercilessly booed her selection over Nicole Kidman for Best Actress during the 2002 ceremony.
-There have been four fictitious Oscar winners.
-The nickname for the Academy Award, the “Oscar”, is a playful reference to the type of fish that director Steven Spielberg keeps on his award mantle at home.
So register, participate, and win! As they say on the red carpet, “You’ll know when you’ve broken a leg!”